charlottan:

DJ Can’t Drive has not made it to the club yet

short-and-ugly:

short-and-ugly:

another run through the washer will fix me

girl i shrunk

escuerzoresucitado:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

“being in the military is hard” theres harder things. Like telling my mom she was wrong about something

beemovieerotica:

greggturkington:

stinkbugs know damn well that everyone wants to beat the shit out of them i can just see it in their eyes. they taunt me

doegirldick:

they should invent a new constellation and call it the big sniffer

sandmandaddy69:

escuerzoresucitado:

rthko:

jame7t:

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

tricotbf:

haters will put a sheet over your cage to try to make you think it’s bedtime

carfuckerlynch:

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)